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It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.
I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.
You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.
You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.
Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.
If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.
I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.
You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise. Happy bday!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
May you live to be old and toothless.
Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present too because I forgot.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!
There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.
No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.
You don’t look as old as your age.
At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.
The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.
I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.
Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.
It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.
I wouldn’t say that you are old; you’ve just been around longer than most of us.
Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
Men age like wine, women age like milk.
Some say the glass is half empty.
Others say the glass is half full.
It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
Happy birthday to you
Stick your head down the loo
And because its your birthday
I’ll flush it for you!
You are only as old as you act.
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
What goes up, but never comes down? Your age!
At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.
It is a fact that too many birthdays will kill you.
How come you kou keep on aging like fine wine, while I’m aging like moldy cheese?
Some things get better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them.
Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.
Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.
You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!
You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!
With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.
No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.
People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.
Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
Times are hard
Here’s you friggin birthday card
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
So many candles… so little cake.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.
You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.
The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.
I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.
You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.
You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.
There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.
Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.
Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, happy birthday!
It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)
Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, “For someone your age.”
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.
It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.
I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.